dec/dc

Dec = [deese] Decent
"How was your first day of classes?"
"Mehhh...apart from awkwardly correcting my name for the prof in front of the whole class 6 times, I guess it was pretty dec. Besides, it's syllbs week, so I really can't complain."

Dc = [can be pronounced "deese" or just buy saying the letters "dc"] Diet Coke
"The worst is when you purch a bev w/ your lunch only to find out that the dc fountain is out of syrup! Total bumms."

deod(s)

Deod(s)= Deodorant
“Eww I forgs deod today!!”

disast

Disast = Disaster
"I got hot sauce in my eye at happy hr today bc I was way too excited for my boneless wings. Needless to say that meal was quite a disast."

D2E

D2E = Down to earth
Love those peops we met last night…so D2E and fun.”

dets

Dets = [deets] Details
"Hey lets go to that party ev.one was talking ab."
"Ok is there a theme or smthg? What time are the buses? Give me the dets!"

decis

Decis = Decision
“My apologies generally start w/: ‘I thought it was a good decis at the time, but…’”

"Long island ice teas- a bad decis in a glass!"

dehyds

Dehyds = [de-hides] Dehydrated
"Luckily I drank 4 wat botts today so I wasn't dehydes aft my workout."