The eng lang has nevs been this much fun!

The "UH-BREEVE-SHUN-ARY"
There are 2 kinds of people in this world. There are those who love abbreviating; find it fascinating, useful and hilarious. Then there are those who say they hate abbreves, but secretly love them; ie, are mad that they cannot figure out what people are saying/writing. Its not just a sub-language, its a way of life.

Abbreves are more than deleting the end of your words as you say them, Abbreviating is ab manipulating the Eng lang in a way that turns the ordinary task of conversation into the most fun you will ever have. Throw one fun abbreve into your life, examp - totes inapprope, and before you know it, abbreviating will be your favie form of communicat. You will find that those around you are intoxicated by your unique and amazingly entertaining way of speaking, and soon enough, hate it or love it, they will find themselves abbreviating back to you in spite of themselves. Abbreves are a guilty pleasure - do not be surprised if you find yourself partying abbreve sty, dating abbreve sty, evs studying abbreve sty.

So peace out with your abbreve out, the Eng lang has nevs been this much fun!

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Showing posts with label F. Show all posts
Showing posts with label F. Show all posts

2.11.2009

FFF

FFF = Forced Fam Fun; this gen happs around the holiday seas, b.days and graduaysh's. It usj involves lots of board games, rated pg movies and hopef lots of alki to wash it all down.

"Hey wanna come on our fam vacay to Colo?"
"Ooh I don't know, a 9 hr road trip sounds like a little too much FFF for me..."


12.08.2008

fappy

Fappy = Fat and happy
"Aft a long wk of boozing, napping, eating and just being sooo fappy I'm def ready for a detox sesh. Ev.one hates to love t.gives."

11.24.2008

fam reun

Fam reun = [family re-yoon] Family reunion; the obligs fam conventch you are forced to attend ev ___ yr(s) (haha insert your lucky numb there).

"At the last fam reun somebody stole my Coolio CD. I was so pissed!"

6.12.2008

FHB

FHB = [just say the letters] Fam(ily) Hold Back; when you and your fam are hosting a party and start to run low on a certain food or bev items, you should save it for the guests.
"Hey kids, how 'bout a little FHB on the white wine, I didn't know it was going to be so pops w/ our guesties."
"Aw dad you should have prepared a little better. Next time I'll go to the liq store."

5.15.2008

forgs

Forgs = Forget/forgot
"Sorry there haven't been any new abbreves for a while, I forgs my flash drive in the comp lab like a wk ago and JUST now found it!"

4.21.2008

forev(s)

Forev(s) = Forever
“I haven't had Chipotle in forevs!”

3.03.2008

frush/frushie

Frush/Frushie = Friend crush; when you meet someone (same or opp sex) who is really fun and you def want to be friends with them; potentsh bestie material.
“I’ve been hanging out w/ that transfer student and I have a huge frush on him!”

12.25.2007

finski(s)

Finski(s) = Final(s)
"AHHH I absol hate my life until the wknd when all my finskis are ovs."