claustro

Claustro = Claustrophobic

"This kid sat down in the chair right next to me in class and I got so claustro. Ev.one should know the rule that you leave at least one chair in btwn peop you don't know!"

Tiff/Chad

Tiff = The typical Hollister/Abercrombie teen/pre-teen/tween female.
They will generally wear a jean (most likely strategically ripped and faded) miniskirt with some tight graphic tee with j.crew flip flops.








Chad = The typical Hollister/Abercrombie teen/pre-teen/tween male. They usually have on cargo shorts and a humor tee (probably one falsely referring to how big his package is) with Rainbow brand leath flip flops or white tennies. Lets not forget the spiked, maybs even frosted-tip hair and pooka shells.


Chiff = Chad and Tiff couple

Sweet life. They are the reas most normal peop hate going to the mall.

"Ugh maj Chad/Tiff coup up ahead."
"Yeah I could smell his Abercrombie Fierce cologne from 50 yds away."

chick caes wrap

Chick caes wrap = [chick sees wrap] Chicken caesar wrap
“Hmm…I don’t know what to get for lunch today…probs just get a chick caes wrap like usj.”

coff

Coff = Coffee
"I can't ev see straight in the morn until I've had my coff."

cruc

Cruc = [croosh] Crucial
"It is cruc that I turn this papeski in on time or my teach will cop a ruditude w/ me."

competit

Competit = [competish] Competition
"Looks like someone's afraid of a litts competit!"

condi

Condi = Condiment
"My fav condi is mos def mustard."

cell-yell

Cell-Yell = Cell phone yelling; probs one of the most annoying things you can encounter in a pubs area like the a.port, restie, etc. Its when people think that bc their cool cell phone is 2 inches big that they need to yell into it so that the oth pers can hear them. Hey guess what- you don't have to yell- its just like a normal phone, but without the 80's cord attached to it. Also, no one wants to hear your stupes convo ab when your wife is going to pick up the kids. Thanks for being discourteous.

"Damn this guy was so annoying on his phone today in the groc store. He was like, 'Honey, what kind of milk do you want!?' I was like, A) you should probs get skim milk bc it looks like you've skipped out on those pilates classes. B) cut the cell-yell before I step on your new iPhone."

classout

Classout = Non-alcoholically blacking out/absol not paying attn in class
"I was so tired that I classed out in managerial acct today. Ugh now I have to see my prof for extra help."