h2h

H2H = Heart to heart
"Me and that rando girl are like BFF's aft our H2H at the bar last night, don't worry I alreads FB'd her."

hot commods

Hot commods = Hot commodity; someone or smthg that is highly coveted or liked
"Get ovs your body, you are NOT a hot commods."

hollicrombie/eaglepostale

Hollicrombie/Eaglepostale = Holister + Abercrombie&Fitch/American Eagle + Aeropostale; this is an adj used to describe this heinously outdated sty of clothing. It was only ok to wear stuff like this 8 yrs ago when you were in middle school.

"Ew look at that guy's 'fit. So hollicrombie I can't even deal."

"The last time I paid a ridic amt of money for ripped jeans and poorly made shirts was back in my Eaglepostale days. Let's never tell anyone we used to shop there."

horribs

Horribs = [horbs] Horrible
"The owner of the restie came in today and I accid spilled cheese fries all ovs him, it was horribs!"

hass

Hass = Hassle
"Getting all these studs abroad forms signed is such a hass!"

hallowknd/halloweek

Hallowknd/Halloweek = Halloween Weekend; sometimes Halloween doesn't fall on a wknd, which was the BOME from 1st through 6th grade. Howev, you just celebrate Hallowknd the wknd before or aft the holiday. Or both, and call it Halloweek!
"What are you being for Hallowknd?"
"We're all being diff col trolls!"

hilar

Hilar = [hu-lair] Hilarious
"Today I saw a guy get run ovs by one of those homeless randos in an electric wheelchair- it was absol hilar."

hein

Hein = [hayn] Heinous
“That mixed drink you concocted was hein.”
"Yeah sorry all we had was Silv Drag* vod."
*Silv Drag = Silver Dragon (brand of Vodka)

highski

Highski = High school
"This one time I had a huge party in highski and got in sooo much troubs!"