peer-jeer

Peer-jeer = When a friend, acquaintance, or some rando who looks like your same age points and jeers at you.

"Ugh i got peer-jeered today in class when I tripped over the trashcan on the way in. Totes rude and unnnec."

potench

Potentch = Potential
"Ooh I see some potench bestie material emerging out of her!"

plist

Plist = Playlist
"I made an exactly 4hr long plist for our road trip from kc to stl! Ev though it only takes 3 and halfie, I alloted song time for food/gas stops and skipsies."

pos

Pos = [paws] Positive
"I was trying to have a pos tude bc my partner in class was being such an hmp and wouldn't do the exercise our teach told us to.

pops

Pops = Popular
"What does he think he is, pops or smthg? He needs a reality check, 500 FB friends is noth to brag ab these days."

PITA

PITA = [Pronounced just like the bread product] Pain In The Ass
“Its such a PITA when you have to walk to the oth end of campus twice in one day just to pick up a package from the mail room!"

pers

Pers = Person
"How am I supposed to treat you like a ser pers when you are wearing evs col of the rainbow, snow boots, and still pick your nose?"

para.stall

Para.stall = When you are alone in the bathroom, taking your SAT and some rando walks in and just has to go into the stall directly parallel, or right next to you.
"This girl para.stalled me today and I'm all, HELLO, theres like 928374982374 oth stalls in here!"

papeski

Papeski = Paper
"I love writing my papeskis sing-spaced and then doub-spacing them at the end bc it becomes twice as long!!"

prof

Prof = [prowf or proff, the pronunciat can vary] Professor
"When I told my prof on the first day of class that I go by my nickname he copped a huge 'tude and said he was going to call me by my real, registered name on banner. Like sorry you suck at life and are totes P.C. ab ev.thing." Obvi I dropped that class like it was hot.

POG

POG = [pronounced like those cardboard pieces from that 90's pog game] Piece of Gum
"I just had a chick ceas sal and am despie for a POG."

pedi

Pedi = Pedicure
"I'm nevs getting a pedi from any sketch place bc I heard in the news you can get hein diseases and foot fung from them."

pretts

Pretts = Pretty
“I’m pretts wastey.”
“Your hair looks way pretts!”

pubs

Pubs = Public
"Eww you can't just go around picking your nose in pubs!"