neighbs

Neighbs = Neighbor/neighborhood

"I first met my next-door-neighbs when he came ovs to borrow a spatch bc his scrambies were burning. He's supes cute and now I have a big old frush on him!"

"Hey, what are you doing here?"
"Oh I was in the neighbs, thought I'd drop by."

*spatch = spatula
*scrambies = scrambled eggs

norms

Norms = Normally
“Well, norms I don’t really do anything productive on Sundays, but today I vacuumed.”

nappetite

Nappetite = Nap appetite; craving for a nice snooze
"Ugh I've been up since 6:45am bc we had to reg for classes this morn. My nappetite is now RAGING. So don't talk to me, kthanksbye."

natch

Natch = Naturally
“Did you take a fatty nap aft your 8am?”
“Duh, natch.”

napover

Napover = Nap hangover; the terribs groggy feeling you get when you wake up from a nap. One of the best cures is to go straight to the gym for some cardio. Sometimes a shower helps too.
"Sorry I was in a bad mood, I had the worst napover when I saw you."

numbs

Numbs = Number(s)
“He asked for the numbs but I had to explain that my celly didn’t work bc it was still drying from when I dropped it in my cereal this morn.”

nappy hr

Nappy Hr = Nappy Hour; that time in the evening (or whenevs you don't have work/class) when you just plop down and take a nap for an hr or 2 (or maybs 5 if you had a rough day). This usj precedes happy hr.
"Ok let's have cardio hr, nappy hr, shower hr then happy hr."

nosh

Nosh = Nauseous
"I opened up this supes old cream cheese from the fridge and got nosh when I smelled the contents."