Prof = [prowf or proff, the pronunciat can vary] Professor
"When I told my prof on the first day of class that I go by my nickname he copped a huge 'tude and said he was going to call me by my real, registered name on banner. Like sorry you suck at life and are totes P.C. ab ev.thing." Obvi I dropped that class like it was hot.
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The "UH-BREEVE-SHUN-ARY"
There are 2 kinds of people in this world. There are those who love abbreviating; find it fascinating, useful and hilarious. Then there are those who say they hate abbreves, but secretly love them; ie, are mad that they cannot figure out what people are saying/writing. Its not just a sub-language, its a way of life.
Abbreves are more than deleting the end of your words as you say them, Abbreviating is ab manipulating the Eng lang in a way that turns the ordinary task of conversation into the most fun you will ever have. Throw one fun abbreve into your life, examp - totes inapprope, and before you know it, abbreviating will be your favie form of communicat. You will find that those around you are intoxicated by your unique and amazingly entertaining way of speaking, and soon enough, hate it or love it, they will find themselves abbreviating back to you in spite of themselves. Abbreves are a guilty pleasure - do not be surprised if you find yourself partying abbreve sty, dating abbreve sty, evs studying abbreve sty.
So peace out with your abbreve out, the Eng lang has nevs been this much fun!
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- -KIKS- Can be found: pushing when the door says PULL, wearing some type of faux fur ................................ Can't live without: hand sanitizer, tripping twice a day, side ponies.... -KINSK- Can be found: bumbling around with her XL portfolio, meeting randos .......................................... Can't live wihout: red lacoste snowboots, the planner, dance parties
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