The eng lang has nevs been this much fun!

The "UH-BREEVE-SHUN-ARY"
There are 2 kinds of people in this world. There are those who love abbreviating; find it fascinating, useful and hilarious. Then there are those who say they hate abbreves, but secretly love them; ie, are mad that they cannot figure out what people are saying/writing. Its not just a sub-language, its a way of life.

Abbreves are more than deleting the end of your words as you say them, Abbreviating is ab manipulating the Eng lang in a way that turns the ordinary task of conversation into the most fun you will ever have. Throw one fun abbreve into your life, examp - totes inapprope, and before you know it, abbreviating will be your favie form of communicat. You will find that those around you are intoxicated by your unique and amazingly entertaining way of speaking, and soon enough, hate it or love it, they will find themselves abbreviating back to you in spite of themselves. Abbreves are a guilty pleasure - do not be surprised if you find yourself partying abbreve sty, dating abbreve sty, evs studying abbreve sty.

So peace out with your abbreve out, the Eng lang has nevs been this much fun!

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12.26.2007

cell-yell


Cell-Yell = Cell phone yelling; probs one of the most annoying things you can encounter in a pubs area like the a.port, restie, etc. Its when people think that bc their cool cell phone is 2 inches big that they need to yell into it so that the oth pers can hear them. Hey guess what- you don't have to yell- its just like a normal phone, but without the 80's cord attached to it. Also, no one wants to hear your stupes convo ab when your wife is going to pick up the kids. Thanks for being discourteous.

"Damn this guy was so annoying on his phone today in the groc store. He was like, 'Honey, what kind of milk do you want!?' I was like, A) you should probs get skim milk bc it looks like you've skipped out on those pilates classes. B) cut the cell-yell before I step on your new iPhone."

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