embarr

Embarr = [em-bare] Embarrassing

"I was trying to be a ser impt pers during my internship today but my stupes umbrell kept blowing inside out and making me look ridic. UGH!! so embarr and unprofesh.

ex-a-sketch

Ex-a-sketch = sketchy ex-boyf or girlf
"The only bad thing about SLU bars is that we can't walk into LA's* w/o seeing at least one ex-a-sketch going in for the kill w/ some rando on the d-floor."

*LA's = Laclede Street Bar and Grill

hollicrombie/eaglepostale

Hollicrombie/Eaglepostale = Holister + Abercrombie&Fitch/American Eagle + Aeropostale; this is an adj used to describe this heinously outdated sty of clothing. It was only ok to wear stuff like this 8 yrs ago when you were in middle school.

"Ew look at that guy's 'fit. So hollicrombie I can't even deal."

"The last time I paid a ridic amt of money for ripped jeans and poorly made shirts was back in my Eaglepostale days. Let's never tell anyone we used to shop there."

endorphies

Endorphies = Endorphins
“Lets go work out and release some endorphies.”

extendies

Extendies = Extended family; relatives
"I love it when the extendies come ovs bc then theres enough peop to fill up the grown-up tabes. I get exiled to the kid tabes bc I suck at making PC convo."

ele/vator

Ele = Elevator
"I made the whole 16th floor hold the ele bc I forgs my cell. They were copping a 'tude the whole way down, whatevs."

Also:

Vator [vayder] = Elevator
"HOLD THE VATOR I HAVE A FINSKI FIVE MIN AGO!"

ev/evs

Ev/evs = This is the abbreve for every, ever and even. To decipher, you just have to tell by contextual evidence whether someone means even, ever or every in diff sitches.
“Ev time I walk to class I always trip.”
"Ev though I was way hungovs, I still went to class. A for alcoholism."