Tiff/Chad

Tiff = The typical Hollister/Abercrombie teen/pre-teen/tween female.
They will generally wear a jean (most likely strategically ripped and faded) miniskirt with some tight graphic tee with j.crew flip flops.








Chad = The typical Hollister/Abercrombie teen/pre-teen/tween male. They usually have on cargo shorts and a humor tee (probably one falsely referring to how big his package is) with Rainbow brand leath flip flops or white tennies. Lets not forget the spiked, maybs even frosted-tip hair and pooka shells.


Chiff = Chad and Tiff couple

Sweet life. They are the reas most normal peop hate going to the mall.

"Ugh maj Chad/Tiff coup up ahead."
"Yeah I could smell his Abercrombie Fierce cologne from 50 yds away."

flext

Flext = Flirt text
"I couldn't tell if he was ser or not bc we had been flexting all day. Thats the bad thing ab texts is that you can't tell peop's tones of voices."

textiquette

Textiquette = Text Etiquette; knowing when and where it's appropes to text. Texting while w/ only 1 oth pers (such as lunch, din, etc) is not ok and totes rude. It is only acceptable if you are texting anoth mutual friend who is supposed to be meeting up w/ you guys or smthg. Texting in class is only ok if it's ab smthg impt and your phone vibe doesn't sound like a fighter plane going mach 4 ovs the classroom. Texting and driving is only acceptable at red lights for obvi safety reasons.

"No texting at the tabes! Haven't you learned proper textiquette yet?"

t.gives

T.gives = Thanksgiving
"My fam hated me this t.gives when I got confused btwn the high mileage gas club and the mile high club, the weirdest part was that g.pa thought it was hilar that I was a memb of the mile high club."

togeth(s)

Togeth(s) = Together
"Hey how's the boyfie?"
"We're not togeths anymore."
"Ohh...awk."
"No, its ok don't worry ab it."
"uhh k byeee"

totes

Totes = Totally; one of the first orig and most commonly used abbreves. Can be followed by a numb of various adjs such as 'annoying,' 'fun' and most famously, 'inapprope,' which is a separate abbreve in and of itself.

"Lets take a lunch break."
"Totes."