slumtern/slumternship

Slumtern/Slumternship = Unpaid intern/Unpaid internship


"When I slumterned at a Mex restaurant I got to frolick around the St. Patty's Day Parade in a lunch bag costume. It was soc sui, but I secretly liked it."

"Slumternships are over-rated. Working for $free.99? BTDT, No gracias."

shoir

Shoir = [shwyer] Shower choir; when you sing in the shower
"I had a shoir sesh today bc I was in a good mood and no one was in the apt. But then my roomies came home and were listening though the door and made soo much fun."

"Hey guys, I'm ab to jump in the shoir. Any requests?"

SFP

SFP [just say the letters] = Sorry for partying; a half-ass, sorry excuse for an apology.
"I took a personal day and didn't go to any classes on Fri. Whatevs, I don't really care, SFP."

situationship

Situationship = a situation slash relationship; when you don't really know what to call whatev you have going on w/ someone.

"So are you guys togethski or what?"
"I dunno...I'm having a hard time defining our situationship."

shades

Shades = Sunglasses

"If there is one accessory you need whilst walking through campus it is mos def a pair of opaque shades.

sal

Sal = Salad
“Swimsuit seas is coming up pretts soon. This means only sal lunches for a wk.”

sacrelig

Sacrelig = Sacreligious
"Is is sacrelig to leave mass aft communion?"

sitch

Sitch = Situation
"When I ran into my ex-crushie at Laclede's it was an instant awk sitch."

salv arm

Salv Arm = Salvation Army
“Hey there's a theme party tonight.”
“Lets blade to salv arm to get a 'fit!”

sugout

Sugout = [Shoog out] = Sugar blackout; this is common among young children who can't seem to get enough sugar-filled foods (Fruit Roll-ups, Gushers, Icecream etc).
"AHH today was horribs. The 7 yr old I nanny for had a sugout for like 3 hrs bc I let her get a Slurpee at SevElev*.
*SevElev = 7-11

SAT

SAT = [Just say the letters] Sweet Ass Time
"Thanks for making me wait in the 98 deg heat while you took your SAT getting reads."

sched

Sched = [skedge] Schedule
"I have a busy day, I'm going to have to doubs book FB and pre-game if I want to keep my sched on the right track."

mos def/sosodef

Mos def = Most definitely
"I mos def need a napski before the talent show."

Also:

Sosodef = So, so definately!
"Want to have a din date w/ the whole APT?"
"sosodef, girl!"

shotski

Shotski = A snow or water ski w/ all the bindings removed. Shot glasses are attached via Velcro or drilling holes to the flat part and filled w/ your fav liq. Ev.one stands side by side (tall peop bend down a bit, please) and 1, 2, 3, SHOTSKI!!!!
"What do you want to do now grandma? Play another game? Take some shotskis?"

sexile

Sexile = To exile your roommate for the night bc you have an h-up.
"Why are you rubbing your neck so much today?"
"Ugh bc my roomie sexiled me last night and I had to sleep on the floor in Roxanne's room."

snackscapade

Snackscapade = Snack escapade
"We're going to need more bagel bites bc I went on a huge snackscapade when I had the drunchies last night."

soc sui

Soc sui = [sowsh soo] Social suicide
"She went to the libes on a Friday night? Soc sui."