GPM

GPM =[Just say the letters] Group Proj Mtg; in preparation for the real world, ab 96% of all projs you do in college are group projs. Some peop love them, some peop hate them. I say it depends on the group membs.

"My whole day was thrown off sched bc I had a GPM that we planned wks ago totes forg ab."

girlf/girlfie

Girlf/Girlfie = girlfriend
"Yeah I was totes crushing on my co-intern before I fig'd out he had a girlfie back home. Then I was all... 'NEXT.'"

groc

Groc = [growsh] Grocery store
"I'm all out of snacks, we need to hit up the groc ASAP!"

gangel

Gangel = Guardian angel
"I almost got hit by a semi this morn."
"Eeshhh good thing your gangel was on duty!"

g.rents/g.ma/g.pa

G.rents = Grandparents
"I love going to vis the g.rents bc they think its like a covert op to slip me cash when Dad's not looking."

Also:

g.ma/g.pa = grandma/grandpa
“Its totes inapprope to bring the hottie from chem lab home
w/ you when you live in your g.ma and g.pa’s bsmt.”

geri

Geri = geriatric; referring to old peop
"When I'm at school we always eat din at like 5pm and it makes me feel like a damn geri."
"In highski we got t-boned by this 86 yr old man who feel asleep at the wheel bc he forgs to take his medicine. Reason 8732498 why geris shouldn't be allowed behind the wheel.

goggs

Goggs = Goggles
"Omg I just dropped my goggs off the chairlift onto a doubs black diamond!"
"It absol sucks when you forgs your goggs to swim team prac. That was the BOME ev summs."

GIML

GIML = [gim-mull] Get In My Life
"Aft my bestie had been living in the libes for like 92374289374 hrs I was like, 'GIML right now for a snug sesh!"