The eng lang has nevs been this much fun!

The "UH-BREEVE-SHUN-ARY"
There are 2 kinds of people in this world. There are those who love abbreviating; find it fascinating, useful and hilarious. Then there are those who say they hate abbreves, but secretly love them; ie, are mad that they cannot figure out what people are saying/writing. Its not just a sub-language, its a way of life.

Abbreves are more than deleting the end of your words as you say them, Abbreviating is ab manipulating the Eng lang in a way that turns the ordinary task of conversation into the most fun you will ever have. Throw one fun abbreve into your life, examp - totes inapprope, and before you know it, abbreviating will be your favie form of communicat. You will find that those around you are intoxicated by your unique and amazingly entertaining way of speaking, and soon enough, hate it or love it, they will find themselves abbreviating back to you in spite of themselves. Abbreves are a guilty pleasure - do not be surprised if you find yourself partying abbreve sty, dating abbreve sty, evs studying abbreve sty.

So peace out with your abbreve out, the Eng lang has nevs been this much fun!

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1.05.2008

shotski


Shotski = A snow or water ski w/ all the bindings removed. Shot glasses are attached via Velcro or drilling holes to the flat part and filled w/ your fav liq. Ev.one stands side by side (tall peop bend down a bit, please) and 1, 2, 3, SHOTSKI!!!!
"What do you want to do now grandma? Play another game? Take some shotskis?"
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