The Abbrevetionary: it's called a clutch

The eng lang has nevs been this much fun!

The "UH-BREEVE-SHUN-ARY"

There are 2 kinds of people in this world. There are those who love abbreviating; find it fascinating, useful and hilarious. Then there are those who say they hate abbreves, but secretly love them; ie, are mad that they cannot figure out what people are saying/writing. Its not just a sub-language, its a way of life.

Abbreves are more than deleting the end of your words as you say them, Abbreviating is ab manipulating the Eng lang in a way that turns the ordinary task of conversation into the most fun you will ever have. Throw one fun abbreve into your life, examp - totes inapprope, and before you know it, abbreviating will be your favie form of communicat. You will find that those around you are intoxicated by your unique and amazingly entertaining way of speaking, and soon enough, hate it or love it, they will find themselves abbreviating back to you in spite of themselves. Abbreves are a guilty pleasure - do not be surprised if you find yourself partying abbreve sty, dating abbreve sty, evs studying abbreve sty.

So peace out with your abbreve out, the Eng lang has nevs been this much fun!

5.04.2008

it's called a clutch

One thing that needs to stop is girls bringing purses the size of diap bags out to bars. It is completely unnec. Guess what, a simple wristlet or clutch will suffice. All you need is cash, drivers license or F.I.D., keys, chappystick, etc. It is supes annoying and rude when you're standing there socializing and some female bee-lining it to the bathroom practically knocks you over w/ her XL purse. There is absol no reas to be carrying around your book bag that you took to class 5 hrs before. What do you think you're going to do, skim chap 7 of your finance book while you're waiting for your vod&ton? Get real-and please move your gigantic bag, it's taking up an entire barstool.