The eng lang has nevs been this much fun!

The "UH-BREEVE-SHUN-ARY"
There are 2 kinds of people in this world. There are those who love abbreviating; find it fascinating, useful and hilarious. Then there are those who say they hate abbreves, but secretly love them; ie, are mad that they cannot figure out what people are saying/writing. Its not just a sub-language, its a way of life.

Abbreves are more than deleting the end of your words as you say them, Abbreviating is ab manipulating the Eng lang in a way that turns the ordinary task of conversation into the most fun you will ever have. Throw one fun abbreve into your life, examp - totes inapprope, and before you know it, abbreviating will be your favie form of communicat. You will find that those around you are intoxicated by your unique and amazingly entertaining way of speaking, and soon enough, hate it or love it, they will find themselves abbreviating back to you in spite of themselves. Abbreves are a guilty pleasure - do not be surprised if you find yourself partying abbreve sty, dating abbreve sty, evs studying abbreve sty.

So peace out with your abbreve out, the Eng lang has nevs been this much fun!

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12.10.2008

just say no to crotch ruffles

I guess I didn't realize I just walked onto the set of a Nair commersh. Oh wait, I didn't. It's merely a group of men ≥ 30 yrs of age going on a casual jog. Guess what all you nearly-nude joggers? Your leisurely run through the park just gave me a cardiac arrhythmia because I'm pretty sure I just got a glimpse of your junk flapping around in the crisp fall air. Its totes inapprope to be flashing your Britney all ovs the place while exercising in pubs. No need to expose yourself to the unsuspecting gen pop. Would it kill you to throw on some boxer briefs and/or compresh shorts? Or maybs just a shirt w/ a warning, for examp, "CAUT! Don't look down- or do, if you want an early xmas pres." Don't get me wrong- we all love frolicking ab in our skivvies (aka pract noth), but lets save that for the priv beach on SB200NEVS.
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