Ahh, the question whore. There's one in
ev class.
Quest whores may seem smarmy- seething through the classrooms and putting a damper on you're collegiate
educat, but pipe down; there are pros and cons. Let us assess the 2 types.
Type 1 = the
quest-asking whore
Cons: They
usj sit
w/i the first few rows, and are thirsty for
knowl.
Aft ev sentence the
prof says, they raise their hand
with a worried look on their face and ask him/her to repeat the
explanat bc they didn't 'get it.' They are easily frustrated and discouraged which will
probs make your
teach pretts uncomft. This can get really annoying in an objective math/science type class. You may hear this question frequently: "Wait,
Prof ____, can you put that slide back up? I wasn't finished copying it." [Insert 50 eye rolls here]
Pros: This student can sometimes be used to your advantage,
espesh if you've skipped a few times in a row, or periodically suffer from
classouts. When they ask the
teach to repeat
ev sing quest and
explanat, it helps you get back on track. This also helps those who are too timid or
awk to raise their hand to ask for
clarificat.
Type 2 =
quest-answering whore
Cons: This student generally sits in the middle to back few rows. They tend to be either loners or come accompanied
w/ their posse of
d.bags. This type of
quest whore has the answer to
ev quest the
prof throws out there. About 70% of the time, their
ans is completely irrelevant to the posed question.
Pros: You can use this type of
quest whore to your advantage as well,
espesh in small classes. If you're in a class of
ab 12
peop and nobody did the reading, the
quest whore becomes the hero, and takes a few for the team. When nobody raises their hand to
partic, the
quest whore won't let you down.
So although they seem
absol neg at first, don't fret.
Quest whores can and will come in handy one of these days. Just try not to get stuck sitting next to one all
semest.
Embarr = [em-bare] Embarrassing
I guess I didn't realize I just walked onto the set of a Nair commersh. Oh wait, I didn't. It's merely a group of men ≥ 30 yrs of age going on a casual jog. Guess what all you nearly-nude joggers? Your leisurely run through the park just gave me a cardiac arrhythmia because I'm pretty sure I just got a glimpse of your junk flapping around in the crisp fall air. Its totes inapprope to be flashing your Britney all ovs the place while exercising in pubs. No need to expose yourself to the unsuspecting gen pop. Would it kill you to throw on some boxer briefs and/or compresh shorts? Or maybs just a shirt w/ a warning, for examp, "CAUT! Don't look down- or do, if you want an early xmas pres." Don't get me wrong- we all love frolicking ab in our skivvies (aka pract noth), but lets save that for the priv beach on SB200NEVS.
Fam reun = [family re-yoon] Family reunion; the obligs fam conventch you are forced to attend ev ___ yr(s) (haha insert your lucky numb there).
Tiff = The typical Hollister/Abercrombie teen/pre-teen/tween female.
Sugout = [Shoog out] = Sugar blackout; this is common among young children who can't seem to get enough sugar-filled foods (Fruit Roll-ups, Gushers, Icecream etc).
Ahh, the question whore. There's one in ev class. Quest whores may seem smarmy- seething through the classrooms and putting a damper on you're collegiate educat, but pipe down; there are pros and cons. Let us assess the 2 types.
